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Okay!  It's been about two years, and we've regained interest! So roll with the punches, we've got an overhaul headed your way!

mwah hah hah-
-mel and mo
       5.27.01

A Permanent Attraction

   And as always, our permanent attraction as dubbed by Mel is an animal called the Duck-billed Platypus.  Just having that name makes it the best animal in the world. But the platypus is more than just a pretty name, it is a very nifty animal. That is why it is featured on this webpage FOREVER. Because nothing else could ever live up to it.

We're lonely!

   You can also inform us as to what makes you happy and what you wish would just go away (on this site or any where else: Mel and Mo are mafia by trade) when you write to us.
   Let us know how you like or dislike your college, disagree with one of our reviews, or want to try your hand at your own editorial.  We'll release it for public scrutiny.

Stuff that we're trying to get to:
  • Mac stuff from Mel (she says for "cool" macintosh people).
  • PC stuff from mo (she says for "normals").
  • No more movies!
  • No more TV shows!
  • The giraffe will get the mel treatment.
  • The cow will (of course) get the mo treatment.
  • Quotes and guestbook, cause they're intrinsically connected.
  • Separate survey page.
  • Etcetera, etcetera.
Are you a pirate? 

Aye, Matey
No, stupid
I'm not sure
I am, but I haven't yet come out of Davy 
    Jones' Locker
None of your business
Ask the parrot on my shoulder
I hate surveys 


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